Do you remember Bruce “the Dragon” Lee? He was a expert martial artists and movie star some 30-40 years ago. Today I am beginning the way of the Dragon. For our 10th anniversary, I bought my wife the Dragon Nuance software. I am writing this post completely hands-free. No fingers typing away on the keyboard. No picking and chomping away at ASDF JKL;. No advanced carpal tunnel, aching fingers after a long Word Doc.
I have entered the way of the Dragon and for that, I must become a Kung-Fu master.
shanegarrison 
You are the second craziest pastor I know. You should come visit. It has been a while.